RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS
Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend
I’m sorry taco
are you staring at me because you’re checking me out or are you staring at me because i’m ugly
Well IT’S OFFICIAL!!!!! I have some AMAZING but at the same time shocking news! I’M EXPECTING!!!!! A little under 16 weeks and counting! I know, I’m shocked too. I can hardly believe it myself. I wasn’t going to post it on Tumblr but since you all are my family and friends, I wanted to make it…
at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke. nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.
white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response. tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.