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morphine-and-cigarettes:

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS

photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend

thecitys:

ryangaysling:

The 1975 have the type of lyrics you want tattooed on your body

mmmsn fhifh mvoifhi,c like chocolate ngdsb

lukes-penguinn:

twerkonmemichael:

I am sorry

i hate these fucking post sO MUCH GO AWAY

lukes-penguinn:

twerkonmemichael:

I am sorry

i hate these fucking post sO MUCH GO AWAY

carryonmy-assbutt:

I’m sorry taco

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

image

THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

ragingrapattoni:

likeahairbraid:

50% of me: “I love dresses and flowers and pretty things.”

Other 50% of me: “I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans.”

and video games

broccloi:

are you staring at me because you’re checking me out or are you staring at me because i’m ugly

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
*****
how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
*****
What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee.

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

gooutfighting:

if you say you don’t know the lyrics to at least one high school musical song then you are lying